Warning Signs
Someone linked me the following warning sign:
It’s a good idea and all, but at what point inbetween dacapitating zombies, and escaping to your countryside bunker will anyone seriously have time to fill these out and post them?
Besides, we all know that people do 2 things when something the scale of a zombie invasion happens:
1) They become stupid(er then usual)
2) They Panic
Even if you actually stopped and put up the sign, it would not be read, and it would probably be knocked down by a mob of people all climbing over each other trying to save themselves, while at the same time trampling the 6yo kid beneath them. Mob mentality & Panic means that everything sane and intelligent goes out the door.
A for Effort, F in actual execution.


Do not burn them, most zombies are created by a disease. fire will put the disease in the air and those immune to it may catch it. Try to avoid burning them and if you burn them stay back.
i made this!
Lol i love this its the best stuff ever im gonna print some of these signs out and post them around to mess with ppl haha
v you don’t know what you’re talking about. A disease can’t change from biting to an airborne just by its host being lite on fire
it will put particles of the body with the infection in it into the air, if the infection is a virus this has the potential to be inhailed and cause infection. it would not transform the virus from a contact transfered disease to an airborne one.
It be funny if you posted these all over the place..But then the army and FBI would come and that would definetly NOT be good!
Well the virus can be come airborn you see, say a dog, cat ect.. got infected and (you do not know it because animals hide sickness very well) well you don’t know and they sleep with you and you so as say “trade breathes” and there for you are breathing the infected beast’s breath thus becomeing a “ZOMBIE” yourself and befor you know it your craveing brain’s and eating you lovely neighbors. just a helpful hint
Burning works but the problem is when they’re on fire, they keep going for a while and can burn everything on the way.
(see book: The Zombie Survival Guide)
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1274139270&sr=8-1